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LongevitySloth
Personalized Longevity Medicine

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Longevity Journey

Living longer doesn't have to be hard or expensive.

Everything You Need

Labs

$65

Baseline check: two critical labs + a simple consult.

Lab Evaluation: ApoB and Lp(a), the two most important markers for long-term heart health.
Lab Review & Consult with Dr. PK: A clear, personalized walkthrough of your results.
Actionable Recommendations: Lifestyle, supplements, and meds designed for your goals.

Transparent Cost Breakdown

• Apolipoprotein Evaluation$32.00
• Rupa Health Service Fee$3.00
• Labcorp Blood Draw Fee$10.00
Lab Review & Consult:$20.00
Total Package Price:$65.00

Complete transparency - you see exactly where your investment goes

Prescription Management

Prescriptions

$100/year

Skip the upsells. Get prescriptions for $100 a year.

Annual Service Fee: Covers unlimited prescription management, reviews, and paperwork.
Amazon Pharmacy Medication Costs: Variable, paid directly to the pharmacy (most generics start at $4/month).
No Hidden Fees: No markups, no memberships, no upselling.
Limited to safe, evidence-based longevity meds (no controlled substances).

Transparent Cost Breakdown

• Unlimited prescription reviews and writing
• Direct coordination with Amazon Pharmacy
• No markups or hidden fees from Dr. PK
• Many generics from $4/month through Amazon
Total Annual Fee:$100.00

Complete transparency - you see exactly where your investment goes

Advanced Testing

Sloth+

$500/year

Comprehensive biomarker analysis and optimization.

Comprehensive metabolic panel with advanced markers
Hormone optimization testing and analysis
Advanced cardiovascular risk assessment
Personalized intervention tracking and follow-up
Detailed consultation with comprehensive action plan

Transparent Cost Breakdown

• Full metabolic panel (thyroid, glucose, lipids)
• Hormone panel (testosterone, estrogen, DHEA, cortisol)
• Advanced cardiovascular markers
• Inflammatory markers (hsCRP, homocysteine)
• Vitamin and mineral status
• Comprehensive lab analysis and consultation
• Personalized optimization protocol
Total Package Price:$500.00

Go beyond the basics with comprehensive testing

Got Questions?

Frequently Asked Questions

Unlike most online 'gurus,' this plan comes from a board-certified physician. It's based on clinical evidence and real-world results, not sponsored content or fleeting trends. You get actionable, no-nonsense strategies for just $65.

Your consultation with Dr. PK, combined with a review of your critical lab markers, ensures the plan is tailored to *your* biology and lifestyle, not a generic template. This isn't a one-size-fits-all influencer diet.

Good. Skepticism is healthy. My approach prioritizes minimal effective dose and sustainable habits. The lifestyle, supplement, and medication recommendations are curated based on evidence, not marketing hype, and the routines are designed for busy, 'lazy' people.