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Evidence-Based Longevity

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Age Less
Live Better
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Begin with the two biomarkers that matter most for long-term health: ApoB and Lp(a).

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Years Expertise
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Better Than Standard Cholesterol

Why ApoB + Lp(a) > Standard Cholesterol

Standard cholesterol tests miss the most important risk factors for heart disease. These two biomarkers give you the complete picture.

LDL
Standard Test

Standard Cholesterol

Only measures cholesterol amounts, not particle count

  • Misses preventable heart attacks
  • Doesn't count particles
  • Ignores genetic risk
  • Can lead to over/under-prescription of cardiac meds
Gold Standard

ApoB + Lp(a)

The complete picture of your heart disease risk

  • Standard cholesterol tests only show cholesterol amounts
  • ApoB counts the actual particles that clog arteries
  • Lp(a) reveals your genetic heart disease risk
  • Together, they're the gold standard for prevention

Ordered for You at Cost

No markup, no hidden fees. Just the test you need at the price labs charge us.

$65 for both markers

Results in Plain English

No confusing medical jargon. Get clear explanations of what your numbers mean and what to do next.

Actionable insights included

Order online • Results in 3-5 days • No insurance needed

Your Longevity Journey

The Roadmap to Longer, Healthier Life

A simple, evidence-based approach to longevity. Start with testing, optimize your lifestyle, add prescriptions when needed, and monitor yearly.

1

Foundation

ApoB + Lp(a)

Start with the two biomarkers that matter most. Know your baseline risk for heart disease and establish your foundation.

  • Comprehensive heart disease risk assessment
  • Genetic risk factor (Lp(a))
  • Results in plain English
  • Actionable next steps
2

Lifestyle Basics

Build Healthy Habits

Optimize your diet, exercise, sleep, and add evidence-based supplements. The lazy way to support longevity.

  • Evidence-based nutrition protocols
  • Exercise optimization
  • Sleep and recovery strategies
  • Essential supplement stack
3

Prescriptions

Advanced Interventions

Evidence-based medications when lifestyle isn't enough. Low cost medications manage:

  • Cardiac Health
  • Erectile Dysfunction
  • Skincare
  • Hair Regrowth
$100/year
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4

Sloth+

Advanced Testing Panel

After establishing your foundation, unlock deeper insights with comprehensive biomarker analysis and continuous optimization.

  • Comprehensive metabolic panel
  • Hormone optimization testing
  • Advanced cardiovascular markers
  • Personalized intervention tracking
$500/year
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